“I’ll be a story in your head. That’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well I borrowed it. I was always going to take it back.” 

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prochoicebecausefuckoff:

Laverne Cox was purposefully kept off the Times 100 list.

Just let that sink in.

Oh and before you come at me, I do not care what you say because she was well over 90 fucking percent

If you don’t think that’s utterly fucking disgusting and transmisogynist then I…

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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buckkybbarnes:

'captain america is lame because he's so moral he's so unrealistic and boring no one is that perfect why can't he be a jerk more that's when he's most interesting'

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kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

image

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

image

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

image

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

image

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

image

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

image

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

image

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

image

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

image

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

image

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

image

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

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❝ Fíli! Kíli! ❞
— Bilbo Baggins, scolding Merry and Pippin at some point. (via daniskatra)
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revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

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narcissamalfoy:

#live fast die young nine nine do it well

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stlop:

in tribute to this post, have some more color palettes that i’ve been keeping locked up for a while, hehe

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actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out




ofhousehoechlin:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

#well good thing you’re the Winter Soldier   #because that’s one hell of a burn (via paradisdesbilles)

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Anonymous inquired:

Imagine Bucky appearing on Agents of SHIELD

imaginebucky:

Phil Coulson would quietly wet himself and poor Bucky wouldn’t really know what to do with him, with someone who’s such an earnest fan with such good intentions, who really just wants his autograph and to ask him about what Steve was like pre-serum, and to show him his pretty new guns. He appreciates Phil’s dedication and competence, but its disconcerting to meet someone who sees him the way Phil does. He asks Steve about it, and he’s relieved and entertained to hear about how awkward he was with Steve the first time they met too.

Fitz and Simmons would be awe struck, but they’d want to see the arm, and they’d probably casually ask him to open jars and such, and it isn’t until the third or fourth time that he realizes that there’s pressure sensors on everything and they’re quietly taking measurements. But they’re so sweet and quiet about it, and they seem so genuinely fascinated that he doesn’t say anything, but he stops wearing the gloves around them, rolls up both sleeves sometimes. He still refuses to let Simmons take blood.

Skye says a lot of stuff he doesn’t quite understand, but nobody seems to be able to keep up when she makes pop culture references or brings up computer things, so he doesn’t feel bad. He appreciates her attitude, and sometimes she says things that remind him of Steve, the way she wants so badly to do the right thing.

Mostly though, he likes to sit in the cockpit with May. They don’t say much, but when they talk, she understands, and he appreciates that.

(via cephalopodvictorious)

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stopthenrewind:

Study Group [1/7] | Troy Barnes

"I hate spiders, I stole a pen from the bank, I cried during About A Boy…the soundtrack. I don’t wash my hands before surgery. I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the Internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine. I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie; I just wanna know they feel comfortable. I didn’t get Inception! I didn’t get Inception! There’s so many layers!”

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#ws

imaginebucky:

Imagine Bucky learning to make soup as a therapeutic exercise. Whenever he or any of the Avengers comes home from a particularly difficult mission, you can always trust Bucky to grab the spices and meat and vegetables (he’s learned to keep bags of pre-cut ingredients in the freezer for when he…

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